Funny birthday cards
Cake disasters, candle counts and the jokes only the two of you get. Pick a cover that makes them laugh, then add a line that makes them laugh harder.
Free to send, with nothing to install and nothing to sign up for. It opens on any phone or computer.
Words to start from
What to write in a funny birthday card.
Tease, but kindly. A joke about their age or an old story lands best when it ends with something warm.
Happy birthday! Research shows that people who have more birthdays live longer, so keep up the good work.
I was going to get you something amazing, then I remembered you already have me. You’re welcome, and happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Relax, you’re not getting old. You’re becoming vintage.
They are in the card maker too, under Suggested Messages. Use one as it is, or make it your own.
Questions
Good to know.
How do I send a funny birthday card online?
Choose a cover, write your message and pick the paper and handwriting. Then send the link on WhatsApp, Messages or by email, or print a QR code. It takes a few minutes.
Can I send it early, so it opens on the day?
Yes. Choose a date and time while you make it, by your clock or theirs, and the card stays sealed until then.
Is WishBloom free?
Yes. Creating and sending cards is free. The site is a personal project kept running by donations.
Does the person I send it to need an app or an account?
No. The link opens in any browser, on a phone or a computer.
Who can see my card?
Only people you give the link to: cards are not listed or searchable anywhere. For more privacy, add a passcode and send it separately.